Etiquette
Gentle reminders of my expectations. Sorry if this is all obvious to you, but to some it is not. So, here we go…
- Respect the laws of the State of Washington.
- I expect a polite introduction. Please send a composed email with your booking details. Fake info and burner numbers go in the trash.
- 24 hour cancellation policy: Cancellations within 24 hours accrue a 50% cancellation fee.
A 100% cancellation fee applies to a no-show or same-day cancellation.
72 hour cancellation policy for travel dates. - Tributes: Your tribute is a show of respect to me and my work. It is due upon upon arrival. Please have it ready, so I don’t have to ask for it. Cash or bitcoin.
Attempting to negotiate is beyond the pale. - Wash up! Scrub your smelly bits until they are fresh and clean. Oral hygiene too. A tiny spritz of fragrance, or none at all.
Yes, you have time. No, it is not optional. I’ll have a fresh towel and mouthwash waiting for you.
***Some fantasies require preparation!*** - If you're sick, stay home. I do not get paid time off. Cold, flu, or Covid? Stay away for at least 14 days.
ILLNESS CANCELLATIONS: My cancellation fee still applies if you're genuinely ill. BUT, I will apply it to our next date within 90 days, minus $100 for my own expenses. - Need a reference? Ask first.
- Keep your secret life a secret. Secure your phone. Beware the Cloud. iMessage across devices is dangerous!
Do you prefer an encrypted texting app? Me too. I am on Signal.
DuckDuckGo has a fantastic mobile browser for secret surfing: duckduckgo.com/app. Use it to log in to your secret email account. - What happens between us, stays between us. No cameras. No gossip. No explicit reviews. My incall location is nobody's business.
- Boundaries: We both have them. I will respect yours. Please respect mine.
- No weapons. If you carry, leave it behind.
- Bad behavior = instant cancellation. No refunds. This includes bad hygiene!
